Tuesday, July 28
Last blogged @ 2:46 PM

I'm watching Harry Potter later.
Yes, the boring movie that people is talking
about. I don't care what people say.
I really don't. I want to see my boyfriend!
HAHAHAHA.

& I received an email from Remus long
time ago and I just read it just now.
No, a minute ago. May be seconds.

Meeting aunt at 7.30pm later.
but before that, going to accompany abang
to have his hair cut.
HAIYAAAA. hahaha.


So, here's the email.
Super cute, I tell you.

Case 1

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.

Case 2

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

Case 3

TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

Case 4

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

Case 5

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!

Case 6

TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

Case 7

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

Case 8

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

Case 9

TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

Case 10

TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE: No, sir. It's the same dog.

Case 11

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher



I know, some of you might have read this.
but who cares?!